I am having issues. I don't know what to do for the Mommie Dearest on her special day. I almost always want to sign her up for a yoga class, get her a mound of self-help books and maybe an appointment with a highly trained therapist. However these would all be perceived as insults by Mommie Dearest even if it would not at all be strange to someone looking in, especially to anyone in the mental health field. TMI? Sorry.
So this is the best I could come up with, with the help of Martha.
A heart shaped Egg in a Hole.
Got any good ideas?